What did I do when in your womb?

“Mommy, how were I when in your womb?”
“You were cute, dear, u saw those USG photos Doctor took while you were still inside, didn’t you?”
“Hmmm… for me, they are not nice pics. Do you know what I did inside?”
“Well, you usually woke up on 6 am, then Mommy would talk to you before taking bath because it’s a cold one, no heater. Then Mommy usually hold you tight when riding on trishaw. At work, Mommy often listened to fast-beat music, some kind of house music hehehe… However, Mommy did combine with music for babies, sweet calming ones.”
“Mommy, not ‘what you did’ but ‘what I did’.”
“Ups, sorry, you kicked Mommy, you tickled Mommy, you pointed your fingers around Mommy’s tummy, very cute movement.”
“Did I read inside or draw something, maybe?” (imagination mode on)
“Well… you did.”
“Tell me, did you swallow books and crayon and papers so I could read and draw inside?”
“Hahaha… I bet so.”
“How about lamp, Mommy? I mean, it must be dark inside.”
“Yes, of course, lamps instead of candles because candles could burn Mommy!”
“Hahaha…”
“You know what, you love to make noise inside. Mommy suspect you were stomping!”
“No, Mommy, I wasn’t… I was just playing drums that you swallowed!”
“Wow, our conversation getting far, Lady. We better close our eyes and fly to the world of dreams, ok, Honey?”
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“Mommy…”
“Yes, Bunny?”
“Next time, make sure you swallow a chair because I didn’t sit for the whole nine months! It’s tiring, Mommy!”
“Hehehe… good night, dear…”
“Good night, Mommy.”